Greetings from the Court
Her Majesties wish to thank ye for your interest and support, and have bade me, your humble jester, to inform you of the folly that has befallen us. The ticketing platform we are bound to by royal decree doth stink! Confusion and frustration may await you.
Her Majesties sincerely apologize for the inconvenience you may experience and assure you it is but temporary. Some may lose their patience, but please keep in mind, some have lost their head to bring this production to the stage!
